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why don't witches wear panties?
 
 
Why don't witches wear panties?
Better grip on the broom.
walk the walk
 
 
Why did the gypsy walk funny?

Because he had crystal balls.

ways to let someone know their fly is open
 
 
20. The cucumber has left the salad.

19. I can see the gun of Navarone.

18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

17. You've got Windows on your laptop.

16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

15. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

13. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

12. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

10. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

9. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!

7. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

6. Dr. Kimble has escaped!

5. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

1. I thought you were crazy, now I can clearly see your nuts.

me talk pretty
 
 
Three men, an American, an Arab, and a Chinese man are in a 7-eleven when a robber storms in. The robber points his gun at the American and says, If you think of a sentence with pink, green and yellow in it, I won't kill you. The American, mumbles something and gives up so the robber shoots him. The Arab doesn't know what to say and also gets shot. The robber then looks at the Chinese man who frantically says, "My phone go 'green, green', I 'pink' it up, and I say, 'yellow, yellow'"

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