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pantyhose
 
 
Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose?

A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.
best thing about iowa
 
 
What is the best thing coming out of Iowa?

Interstate 35!

sixthings not to say at a funeral
 
 
1. I think the parking meter is running out, I'll just...

2. How can we be sure they didn't switched the coffin?

3. Don't worry, in one yaer we'll laugh at this!

4. You know, your wife owed me 50$, I don't suppose you could...?

5. Shout: THE LAST ONE AT THE RECEPTION IS A ROTTEN EGG

6. To the next of kin: So I guess you're not busy tommorow, could you help me move some stuff out of my apartment?
clock
 
 
Why did the man throw the clock out the window?
To see time fly.

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