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poor boy's christmas
 
 
What does a poor boy get for Christmas?

Your bike!

premarital test
 
 
A guy decides it's time he got married. He gives each of his current girlfriends $1,000. One spends $200 on clothes and puts $800 in the bank. Second spends $800 on clothes and puts $200 in the bank. Third puts the whole $1,000 in the bank. Which one did he marry? The one with the big boobs.
bathroom humor philosophy
 
 
When the toilet paper of experience is depleted, the ass of reason goes unwiped.
rain n' money
 
 
Why did God create economists?

To make weathermen look good!


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