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pillar of the community
 
 
What kind of pillar can't hold up a building?
A caterpillar!
shrinking, red narcissist
 
 
What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing his hair with a potato peeler.

waterworld
 
 
What do you get when you slip on water?

A waterfall!
no returns
 
 
I don't know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.

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