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anywhere is good
Whats the best thing about dating homeless girls?

You can drop them off anywhere.

no returns
I don't know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.
designated drunkard
Rednecks don't let friends drive home drunk, they get drunk and ride with them.
mad cows
Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?"

The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?"

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