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why did the gum
 
 
Q: Why did the gum cross the road?

A: Beacause it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
pad talking
 
 
What did the maxi pad say to the fart?

You are the wind beneath my wings.

potatoes hotatoes
 
 
Two potatoes are walking down the street. One of them is a prostitute. How can you tell which one is the prostitute?

It's the one that says 'I-Da-Ho.'
definition of suspicious
 
 
What is the definition of suspicious?

A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field.


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