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de-evolution
 
 
At the rate law schools are turning them out, by 2050 there will be more lawyers than humans.
a scotsman is on holiday in new york city...
 
 
A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City.

It's a balmy spring day and he is wearing a kilt.

A young woman comes up to him and boldly asks him if anything is worn beneath the kilt.

"No lassie" he replies, "everything is in fine working order."

yo mama and yo daddy
 
 
Yo mama is so fat, yo daddy is still climbing.
santa's miranda rights
 
 
Q: Why did Santa get arrested?

A: He got caught laying Barbie under the Christmas tree!


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