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A young man fell in a pit one day and found a magic lamp with a genie inside.The genie told him he would grant him three wishes. The man's first wish was to get out of the pit.


He then wished for all the gold in the world.


The man could not think of anything for his third wish so he bought a Ferrari with some of his gold. As he was driving in his new car, he turned on the radio began to sing along with his favorite advertising jingle: 'Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener...'


women rock
What do women and rocks have in common?

You skip the flat ones

gay farmer nickname
What another word for a gay farmer?

A jolly rancher.
programmer guffaws
How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware problem!

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