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stand-up gandhi
 
 
A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization.
'I think it would be a good idea.'
mommy, mommy! 2
 
 
"Mommy, the kids all say we're aliens from outer space. That's not true, is it?"

"Vegl dibrogmrn di shtrtl mixtor!"

what's oj got?
 
 
What does OJ have that every man wants?

A Heisman trophy and a dead ex-wife!

guns 'n' mimes
 
 
If a mime shoots you, must he use a silencer?

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