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tomato family outing
Once upon a time there was a family of tomatoes were walking down the road. The baby was walking slowly, he began to fall behind his mommy and daddy. After about 5 minutes, the daddy became so furious he turned around and stomped on his son. "Come on, Ketchup! Let's go!"
At the rate law schools are turning them out, by 2050 there will be more lawyers than humans.
a scotsman is on holiday in new york city...
A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City.

It's a balmy spring day and he is wearing a kilt.

A young woman comes up to him and boldly asks him if anything is worn beneath the kilt.

"No lassie" he replies, "everything is in fine working order."

leper hockey
Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

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