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two of these things belong together
 
 
What's the odd one out? 1) A lobster 2) a whale 3) a guy that's been hit by a bus?

The whale -- the other two are both crustaceans.

k-mart stands for...
 
 
Q: What does K-mart stand for?
A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too

tomato family outing
 
 
Once upon a time there was a family of tomatoes were walking down the road. The baby was walking slowly, he began to fall behind his mommy and daddy. After about 5 minutes, the daddy became so furious he turned around and stomped on his son. "Come on, Ketchup! Let's go!"
three guys in a cave
 
 
A blind guy, a deaf guy, and an armless guy were in a cave. All of a sudden, a blind guy said he heard something, the deaf guy said he saw something, and the armless guy said "Let's kick his ass!"

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