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dangerous toys
 
 
What's Red and Orange and knocks you over?

Tackle me Elmo!

republicans in heaven
 
 
Why are there only 12 Republicans in heaven?
If there were any more, it'd be hell.
hang man
 
 
A boy comes running into the kitchen and says, "Mommy, mommy! Grandpa hanged himself in the living room!"

His mother runs into the living room, and sees no one there. Angrily, she says, "Listen. You should never lie like that to me again, do you understand!?!"

"I'm sorry," says the boy. "I was just kidding. He hanged himself in the basement."

elephant innuendo
 
 
Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because in the animal kingdom six inches just doesn't cut it.


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