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proud brunettes
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.
confucious say...people who can count
Confucious say, 'There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count. And those who can't.'
beans & onions: delicious
What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas!

the mushroom
Why is the mushroom always invited to parties?

'Cause he's a fungi!

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