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the waiter and the fart
 
 
A woman walks into a restaurant and sits down. As she bends down to reach into her purse for her wallet, she farts loudly with the waiter right behind her. She sits abruptly back up, glares at the waiter and shouts "Stop that!"
To which the waiter replies, "Sure, which way did it go?"
doughboy
 
 
What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?

Dough Nuts!
just a juggalo
 
 
A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the guys' car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat.

"Sir," the cop says. "Why do you have all those knives?"

"They're for my juggling act," the man says.

"I don't believe you," says the cop. "Prove it." So the man gets out of his car and begins juggling the knives. At the same time, a car with two guys in it drives by.

"Man," says the first guy. "I'm glad I quit drinking. These new sobriety tests are hard."

work blows
 
 
What's the difference between a wife and a job?

After ten years the job still sucks!


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