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which hair do you cut?
 
 
A guy sticks his head in the door of a barber shop and says, 'Bob Peters here?'
The barber looks up and says, 'Nope, just haircuts!'
clean your clock
 
 
Why are clocks considered freaks?

'Cause they have three hands!
knock, knock... phyllis
 
 
Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Phyllis!

Phyllis who?

Phyllis a glass of water!
the gassy skeleton
 
 
A human skeleton was going to fart in a crowded place.

Unfortunately it had no guts.

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