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pickled bread
 
 
Q. What's another name for pickled bread?

A. Dill-dough!
blonde house party
 
 
How do you get a blonde on the roof?

....tell her drinks are on the house.

sensitive men
 
 
Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good-looking?

They already have boyfriends.

expensive perfume
 
 
A young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to an old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"

Another young, beautiful woman gets onto the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 dollars an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both of the women in the eyes, turns around, bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound!"


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