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the butcher's wife
 
 
How did the butcher introduce his wife?

“Meat Patty.”
shoes
 
 
Never say anything about a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes - because then you are a mile away and you've got his shoes and you can say whatever the hell you want about him
bathroom nationalities
 
 
If you're an American when you enter the restroom and an American when you leave, what are you when you're inside?

European...
the misprinted money melee
 
 
This crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try getting the $8 bill changed so he went to the teller at the local bank and asked for change. The teller looked at the $8 bill, hesitated, and then gave the crook two $4 bills as change.

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