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does that leg go all the way up?
 
 
What do you call a one-legged lady?

Eileen!

jamaician proctologist
 
 
What do you call a Jamaician Proctologist?

Pokemon.

flat chance
 
 
You are so flat, you're a pirate's dream.

He can't wait to get his hands on a sunken chest!

carefully placed periods
 
 
There was a guy who worked for Blockbuster video. He found it to be a great but complicated job.
One day he was at the register and a older man came in and asked if he could buy a phone card. So the guy gave him a card, and he wrote him a check for $39.80. He then told him that it was 20 cents short, so he gave him 2 dimes.

Unfortunitely when he typed this into the computer, he missed the period on the keyboard and it came up as 20 dollars.

That night, the manager said that he was $19.80 short. The manager thought the guy had stolen it, so he fired him immediately.

And the moral to this story is:
"Guys get in trouble over missed periods."


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