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rain n' money
 
 
Why did God create economists?

To make weathermen look good!

the scent of a carrot
 
 
What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts!
english jesus
 
 
Why wasn't Jesus born in Essex, England?

Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin!

traffic lights
 
 
Why does a red light turn red?

If you had to change in front of everyone you'd turn red, too.

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