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rain n' money
 
 
Why did God create economists?

To make weathermen look good!

tictacs
 
 
Peter's mother has three kids.

The first two are Tic and Tac.

What's the third? Peter!

havaii or hawaii
 
 
These two persons are discussing whether the state of Hawaii is pronounced 'Havaii' or 'Hawaii.' So there they stood arguing and arguing, until they decided to ask the gentleman that was walking by. The gentleman said, 'Havaii.' So they both looked at each other, and as the gentleman was leaving, one of the two said to him, 'Thank you.' The gentleman replied by saying, 'Your velcome.'
nothing like muzak in the drilling chair
 
 
What is the best time of the day to go to the dentist?

2:30 (Tooth hurty.)

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