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crazy state puns
 
 
Mississippi gave Missouri a New Jersey, so what did Delaware?

I don't know, Alaska!
one-legged chicken
 
 
Q. What do you call a one-legged chicken?

A. A flamingo
rug
 
 
What did the rug say to the floor?

I've got you covered?
what's the difference between a dead lawer ...
 
 
Q: What's the difference between a dead lawer in the middle of the road and a dead rattlesnake in the middle of the road?

A: There is skid marks before the snake


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