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up in arms over this religion thing
 
 
What do you call an angry religous group ?

A pissedapalion!
true software professional
 
 
Guy 1: Hey! Why do you smoke cigarettes even though there is a warning on the pack that says it's bad for your health?
Guy 2: I am a software professional. I don't bother about warnings -- I am concerned only about the 'Alerts.'
grossische joke
 
 
What's gross?
German porn.

What's grosser than gross?
People who watch it.

the house
 
 
What kind of house weighs the least?

A lighthouse.

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