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wanted: dead or alive
 
 
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.

"If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?"

"I'd have to say the living one."

bigger
 
 
Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or his baby?

The baby -- he's a little Bigger!
answering machine
 
 
What did the guy's carphone answering machine say?

'Hi, I'm home right now so I can't take your call.'
shop at walrusmart
 
 
What do a walrus and tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal!


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