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designated drunkard
 
 
Rednecks don't let friends drive home drunk, they get drunk and ride with them.
birdman
 
 
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
just browsing
 
 
A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into a store. When he gets in, he starts swinging his dog around. Upset by this, the manager of the store demanded to know what he was doing. The blind man calmly replied, "I'm just lookin' around."
why hannibal didn't eat britney
 
 
Why didn't Hannibal Lecter eat Brittany Spears?

He doesn't like artificial toppings.


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