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one cool skeleton
Why was the skeleton so cool?

Because he was bad to the bone.
geometry fun
What's round and snarling?

A vicious circle.
lady's butt
Q: Did you hear about the lady who wanted to buy a new butt?
A: Her old one had a crack in it!
vampire date
"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire.

"Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."

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