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wanted: dead or alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.

"If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?"

"I'd have to say the living one."

flies have wings, why?
Do you know why flies have wings?

So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.

the naming of jesus christ
The three wise men went to visit Jesus right after he was born. One wise man was extremely tall. He hit his head on the top of the door frame and said, 'Jesus Christ!' Joseph looked at Mary and said 'Write that down -- that's better than Clyde!'
proud brunettes
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

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