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deaf rover
What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want, he cant hear you.
anywhere is good
Whats the best thing about dating homeless girls?

You can drop them off anywhere.

a pirate walks into a bar ...
A pirate walks into a bar with a peg leg, a parrot on his shoulder, and a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says, "hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants."

The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."

it's what's for dinner
What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

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