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the world accordion to garp
There is a accordion player driving home from a late night gig. Feeling tired, he pulls into a local store for some coffee. While waiting to pay, he remembers that he locked his car doors but left the accordion in plain view on the back seat of his car! He rushes out only to realize that he is too late. The back window of his car was smashed and somebody had already thrown in two more accordions.
most letters
What two words have the most letters in them?

Post Office!
What did the skeleton say before it ate?

blind man holding a knife over your...
Q: Did you hear about the blind circumcisor?

A: He got the sack.

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