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if you're american ...
 
 
If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in the bathroom?

European!

higher, mommy!
 
 
Why did the girl fall off the swing?

She had no arms.
you smarthole
 
 
What do you call a smart hole in the wall?

A wisecrack!
krazy library fun
 
 
1. See how many teenage boys you can gather by exclaiming,'Wow, they carry Playboy?!'
2. Make copies of every page in the Dictionary and if anyone asks for a reason, tell them you are a vacuum salesman
3. Make sheep noises by the reference desk
4. Let the librarian know that you are 'only in it for the money,' then smile at them
5. Arrange the magazines by their sex content
6. Give the librarian a list of Hungarian Books to find
7. Ask someone if they've ever read 'My Life as a Butt-Hair Stylist'
8. Scream
9. Set up a dome tent in the kids section and announce that the General has arrived
10. Constantly stare at someone using the internet and when they look at you, ask them if they would like Book Insurance

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