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the wooden car and other wastes
 
 
What happened to the wooden car?

It wooden go!
a ton of pinching?
 
 
What weighs 2,000 pounds and pinches?

An elephant wearing a tight tuxedo!

clean your clock
 
 
Why are clocks considered freaks?

'Cause they have three hands!
fly, soup, the usual
 
 
In a restaurant, a disgusted customer says: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter, after taking a close look says: It looks to me like the breaststroke, Sir.


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