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shoes
 
 
Never say anything about a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes - because then you are a mile away and you've got his shoes and you can say whatever the hell you want about him
marine get up and go
 
 
How do you kill a marine?

Throw sand against the wall and tell him to hit the beach!

smoke it
 
 
What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water?

A soggy butt.

country music backwards
 
 
What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get back your wife, your dog, your truck...


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