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the waiter and the fart
 
 
A woman walks into a restaurant and sits down. As she bends down to reach into her purse for her wallet, she farts loudly with the waiter right behind her. She sits abruptly back up, glares at the waiter and shouts "Stop that!"
To which the waiter replies, "Sure, which way did it go?"
doughboy
 
 
What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?

Dough Nuts!
father christmas?
 
 
Q. Why doesn't Santa Claus have any kids?

A. Cause he only comes once a year!

the rope
 
 
Did you hear the one about the rope?

Nah, I'll skip it!

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