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knock, knock... polar
 
 
Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Polar.

Polar who?

Polar pants down!

Great. Now I feel stupid.
make-a-wish foundation
 
 
After praying nonstop for eight years, God finally decided to grant a man three wishes.

"I wish for the coolest cars in the universe."

"Done."

"I wish for the most luxurious mansion in the universe."

"Done."

"And I wish for the best woman in the world."

So God sent him Mother Theresa.

say cheese
 
 
What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles.

Why?

Because there's a mile between the first and last letters.

just you
 
 
Q: How many idiots does it take to read a joke?

A: Just one


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