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the definition of.......
 
 
Q: What is the definition of cheeky?

A: Pissing through your next-door neighbor's letter box, then a few minutes later ringing their doorbell and asking how far it went!
halloween ha-ha-frickin'-ha
 
 
What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat?

Bone appetit!

a blonde was cooking dinner
 
 
A blonde was cooking dinner, when her kitchen caught on fire. So she called 911 and said, "My kitchen is on fire!"

They asked, "How do we get there?"

The blonde said, "Well, DUH, the big red truck!"

if brains were dynamite...
 
 
If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose!

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