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knock knock... dishes
Knock, knock!

Who's there?


Dishes who?

Dishes the police -- we have you surrounded!

sheep and kangaroo
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A sweater with big pockets.
the wonderful thing about tiggers
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends?
A: He plays with Pooh
a pirate walks into a bar ...
A pirate walks into a bar with a peg leg, a parrot on his shoulder, and a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says, "hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants."

The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."

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