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ultimate lightbulb joke
 
 
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. What are you, stupid?
bouncing baby brute
 
 
You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor had to put you in a bucket of water to see which end of you would breathe.
jamaician proctologist
 
 
What do you call a Jamaician Proctologist?

Pokemon.

carefully placed periods
 
 
There was a guy who worked for Blockbuster video. He found it to be a great but complicated job.
One day he was at the register and a older man came in and asked if he could buy a phone card. So the guy gave him a card, and he wrote him a check for $39.80. He then told him that it was 20 cents short, so he gave him 2 dimes.

Unfortunitely when he typed this into the computer, he missed the period on the keyboard and it came up as 20 dollars.

That night, the manager said that he was $19.80 short. The manager thought the guy had stolen it, so he fired him immediately.

And the moral to this story is:
"Guys get in trouble over missed periods."


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