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jesus and his father
 
 
One time in heaven Saint Peter said to Jesus, “I'm going on vacation and I want you to watch the pearly gates. Everybody who comes up, you ask the questions and you decide if will stay here in heaven.”
“Okay, Saint Peter, I will,” said Jesus.
Jesus was receiving everybody when, he spied a blind and very old man coming toward him. Jesus said to him, “tell me about your life.”
And the old man said, “I remember nothing about my life. The only thing I remember is that my son was very famous on the earth and I was a carpenter.”
Jesus thought, “A son very famous and he was a carpenter, he must be Joseph.” Jesus with his eyes full of tears said, “Father?”
The old man, touching the face of Jesus said, “Is that you Pinocchio?”
using computers for a gratuitous screw reference
 
 
The difference between computers and people?

With computers, software goes into hardware.

ultimate lightbulb joke
 
 
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. What are you, stupid?
yeehaw! the alabama lottery!
 
 
Did you hear about the Alabama Lottery? You can win $20 dollars every year for the next million years.

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