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three words that describe britney spears
 
 
My computer is like Britney Spears; cheap, white, and plastic.
on the rooftop
 
 
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks where on the house.

name those tracks
 
 
Two gorgeous blonde biologists were in the field one fine summer day. While following a game trail, they came across a pair of tracks. "Look! a pair of tracks" The first blonde said while pointing to the ground.

"Those are deer tracks," the other blonde replied.

"Oh no,"she said to the first, "Those are definitely moose tracks."
With this, they began to argue. In fact, they were still arguing when the train hit them.

ice ice baby
 
 
Why cant blondes make ice cubes?

Because they dont have the recipie!


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