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dead donkey
 
 
A clergyman awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard. He had no idea how it got there, but he knew he had to get rid of it.
He called the sanitation department, the health department, and several other agencies, but no one seemed able to help him.

In desperation, the good reverend called the mayor and asked what should be done. The mayor must have been having a bad day. 'Why bother me?' he asked. 'You're a clergyman. It's your job to bury the dead.'

The pastor lost his cool. 'Yes,' he snapped, 'But I thought I should at least notify the next-of-kin.'

white, slimy, & horny
 
 
What's white, slimy, and horny all over?

Gary Condit!

moth inspector
 
 
A man walks in his room after work and is suprised to find his wife lying naked on the bed. After careful examination he spies a pair of bare feet sticking out from underneath the curtains. He rips open the blinds to find a naked man standing there. 'Who the hell are you?' he yells. The naked guy replies 'I'm the moth inspector' 'Oh, yeah? What are you doing naked?' He looks down and exclaims 'Oh my God! I'm too late!'
voices! voices! shut up!
 
 
A teacher asked a pupil a question, but she could barely hear the child speaking since the other kids were making too much noise. In an attempt to quiet them, she said, 'I can hear voices!'

Two janitors outside heard the teacher and one said to the other, 'Jeez, she better stop telling the kids about her mental problems!'


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