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blonde house party
How do you get a blonde on the roof?

....tell her drinks are on the house.

flat chance
You are so flat, you're a pirate's dream.

He can't wait to get his hands on a sunken chest!

set me on fire
What do you call a doll on fire?

A Barbie-Q!

cow tornado
Q: What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A: A milk shake.

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