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bite your tongue
 
 
What's one thing you don't tell to a vampire?

Bite me.
discontinued jelly bean flavors
 
 
1. Gangrene 2. New Car 3. Burn Victim 4. Dimetapp 5. Sand 6. Taxi 7. Grandma 8. WD-40 9. Substitute Teacher 10 Cigarette
bah dum bump!
 
 
What do you call a person who likes to hang around with musicians?

A drummer.
the insomniac
 
 
How do you describe a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

It's a guy who sits up all night wondering if there is a dog or not.

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