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a man rides in on friday, stays two nights...
 
 
Q: A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights three days and then leaves on Friday.

How is that possible?

A: His horse was named Friday.

what did the fish say when he ran into the ...
 
 
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?

DAM!

a guy decides to buy a new...
 
 
A guy decides to buy a new ceiling fan, but the salesman says, "Well I'm all out of tunafish."

So the guy says louder, "I want a ceiling fan."

But the salesman says, "I told you, I'm all out of tunafish."

The guy frustrated, yells, "I WANT A CEILING FAN!"

Then the salesman takes his earplugs out, and says, "Oh I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. I thought you were a guy who wanted tunafish."

yo mama so fat...
 
 
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it!

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