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eggplant and nuts
 
 
SON: What vegetable makes your eyes water?
DAD: An onion son.
SON: You`ve obviously never been hit in the nads with an eggplant then dad!'
the flying condom
 
 
Why was the rubber flying through the air?

It got pissed off.
success
 
 
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
lightbulb... actors
 
 
How many actors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

30 -- one to screw in the light bulb and 29 other actors to watch him and say, 'I could've done it better.'


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