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rabbit breakout
 
 
Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, the rabbits get to talking.

"I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one.

"I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second.

"I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."

i need glasses. do i ever
 
 
"Doctor, doctor! I need glasses!"

"You certainly do, ma'am. This is a barber shop."

what starts with 'f' and ends with ...
 
 
What starts with 'F' and ends with 'UCK?'

Firetruck!
genetic manipulation for good, not evil
 
 
What do you get when you cross a centipede with a turkey?
Drumsticks for everybody!

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