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a man rides in on friday, stays two nights...
 
 
Q: A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights three days and then leaves on Friday.

How is that possible?

A: His horse was named Friday.

a bunch of saddam hussein's body doubles ...
 
 
A bunch of Saddam Hussein's body doubles were waiting in a lounge when they heard on the news that Saddam's palace had been bombed. One of Saddam's advisors called them and said he had good news and bad news.

The doubles said they wanted the good news first, so the advisor said that Saddam had survived the blast. The doubles were greatly relieved.

"Then what's the bad news?" they asked.

"Saddam lost one of his arms," the advisor replied.

one day a blonde went into a department ...
 
 
One day a blonde went into a department store.

She said to the owner, "Can I buy that T.V.?"

The owner replies, "No, you're a blonde".

Next day the blonde comes into the same shop with black hair and says, "Can I buy that T.V.?"

The shop keeper says "No, you're a blonde."

Next day the blonde comes in with pink hair and says, "Can I buy that T.V.?"

The owner says, "No, you're a blonde."

Then the blonde goes, "How do you know I'm blonde?"

He replies, "Because it's a microwave."

what do you call a monket...
 
 
What do you call a monkey lost in a desert?

Scewed


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