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play dead
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age and she dropped dead.
yet another knock knock joke
Knock knock

You dumb ass, I'm the one standing outside

Who's there?

Ah, forget it.

the jewish vote
I asked a Jew who he was going to vote for as president.

He said, "Well, the last time Jews listened to a bush, they wandered in the desert for 40 years."

bill and hillary
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered in his ear. Bill Clinton suddenly picked up Hillary and threw her out on the field. The secret service man came running up to him and said, "Mr. President Sir, I think you misunderstood me, I said throw out the first pitch."

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