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if i only had a brain
 
 
What do you call a man without a brain?
Single or widowed!!

 
 
Yo mama is so fat, she fell through the ground and struck oil.
mike tyson's computer
 
 
Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson Computer?

It has two bytes and no memory.

10 reasons you know you bought a bad computer
 
 
1. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.
2. It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.
3. In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.
4. It's slogan is "Pentium: redefining mathematics".
5. The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long.
6. Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling.
7. The screen often displays the message, "Ain't it break time yet?"
8. The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!"
9. The only chip inside is a Dorito.
10. You've decided that your computer is an excellent addition to your fabulous paperweight collection.

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