Whatever jokes

Having never seen a priest before, he asked the man, "Excuse me sir, but why do you have your shirt collar on backwards?"

The priest became a bit flustered but politely answered, "I wear this collar because I am a Father".

The old man thought a second and responded, "Sir I am also a Father but I wear my collar front-ways. Why do you wear your collar so differently?"

The priest thought for a minute and said, "Sir, I am the father for many."

The old man quickly answered, "I too am the father of many. I have four sons, four daughters and too many grandchildren to count. But I wear my collar like everyone else does.

"Why do you wear it your way?"

The priest who was beginning to get exasperated thought and then blurted out, "Sir, I am the father for hundreds and hundreds of people."

The old man from the far-away country was taken aback and was silent for a long time.

As he got up to leave the subway train, he leaned over to the priest and said, "Mister, maybe you should wear your pants backwards."

1. Women got off the Titanic first.
2. Women can scare bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Women can be groupies. Men groupies are called "stalkers."
4. Women can cry and get off speeding tickets.
5. Taxis stop for women.
6. Free dinners, free drinks, free movies. Do the math.
7. A new lipstick can give a woman a whole new lease on life.
8. No one has to know if a woman forgets to shave.
9. Women can congratulate their teammates without ever touching their rear.
10. Women never regret piercing their ears.