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cannibals and clowns
 
 
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny.

a blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...
 
 
A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead on the floor.

But she goes to work, and starts crying and her boss asks, "What's wrong?"

She says, "Well, my mom died."

He told her to go home but she said, "No, I'll be fine."

About an hour later her boss finds her crying again. He says, "What's wrong?"

And she says, "Well, I just talked to my sister, and her mom died too!"

priests and christmas trees
 
 
What do Christmas trees and priests have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration!

alex and kermit
 
 
What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?
Their middle names

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