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you're so...ugly
 
 
You're so ugly that when you were born the doctor mistook you and the afterbirth for twins.
widow for one year
 
 
One day three women were at a beauty parlor talking about their husbands. The first woman says, 'Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn't there!'

'I know!' the next woman says, 'Last night my husband said he was going to his brother's house but when I called he wasn't there.'

The third woman says, 'I always know where my husband is.'

'Impossible!' both women say, 'He has you completely fooled!'

'Oh no,' says the woman. 'I'm a widow.'
car fun
 
 
When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a parking lot.

toe observations
 
 
What do the toes say when they meet?

"There is a fungus among us."


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