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guns don't kill....
 
 
Guns don't kill people.

Texans kill people.

that's not the pope's line of work, fool
 
 
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It was stormy outside, and the plane was being rocked by some severe turbulence.
So this kindly old lady looked upon Death's door, and said to her papal neighbor, "Father, surely you can do something about this.."'

To which the Pope replied, "Sorry lady, I'm in sales, not management."

cow at cranberry cove
 
 
What do you call a cow murder mystery?

A moo-done-it.

field of...
 
 
The guy who invented the vibrator had a vision, and in that vision he heard voices:

'If you build it they will come.'

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