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a cop pulls jenna bush over for speeding
A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding and he notices her eyes are red.

He says, "Gee, your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?"

Jenna replies, "No officer, but gee, your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?

knock knock... roxanne
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Roxanne Roxanne who? Roxanne corals sure do make this aquarium pretty.
What do Roseanne and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

gay farmer nickname
What another word for a gay farmer?

A jolly rancher.

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