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hunters
 
 
Two hunters are out on a long day in the forest, when one of them has to take a dump. "Go in the bushes," says the other hunter. "But what'll I use to wipe with?" "Use a dollar bill. That's what I do." So the other hunter goes into the bushes, and comes back with crap all over his hands. "What happened?" asks his friend. "I didn't have a dollar bill so I used four quarters."
bigger
 
 
Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or his baby?

The baby -- he's a little Bigger!
i went to the bank
 
 
I went to the bank last week and said to the cashier, "can you check my balance please?"

She pushed me over!
mathematical cows
 
 
Q: How do cows do subtraction?

A: They use a cowculater.

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