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deernuts and beernuts
 
 
Whats the difference between deernuts and beernuts?

Beernuts are a $1.39 and deernuts are under a buck.

more special than hallmark
 
 
Knock, Knock?
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
3 vampires
 
 
There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.

The second vampire walks into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.

The third vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of water."

The bartender says, "Why do you want a shot of water?"

The vampire pulls out a dirty tampon and says, "Tea time."

connection between star trek and tp
 
 
Q: What's the connection between The Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper?

A: They both travel around Uranus looking for clingons.


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