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cinderella has a camera?
 
 
What did Cinderella say when she left the photo store?

Someday my prints will come...

that's really hot
 
 
Which is faster, hot or cold?

Hot -- because you can catch a cold!

lucky number 5
 
 
A 55-year old man, who was born on May 5th, has been married 5 years, has 5 children, makes $55,555.55 a year, and who's lucky number is 5, receives a phonecall from a friend. The friend informs the man that a horse named Lucky 5 will be running in the fifth race at the local track that evening. Excitedly, the man withdraws 5,555.55 cash from his bank account, goes to the races and bets on Lucky 5.

Sure enough, the horse comes in fifth.
narcoleptic priest
 
 
Q: Did you hear about the narcoleptic priest?

A: Yeah, he fell asleep during his own sermon!

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