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that's really hot
 
 
Which is faster, hot or cold?

Hot -- because you can catch a cold!

cleansing
 
 
Why'd the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway!
voices! voices! shut up!
 
 
A teacher asked a pupil a question, but she could barely hear the child speaking since the other kids were making too much noise. In an attempt to quiet them, she said, 'I can hear voices!'

Two janitors outside heard the teacher and one said to the other, 'Jeez, she better stop telling the kids about her mental problems!'

gotcha!
 
 
Three nuns were taking a walk one day.
'I was cleaning the Father's room yesterday and found some pornography magazines," said the first nun.
"What did you do with them?" asked the second.
"I threw them away."
"I was cleaning the Father's room yesterday and found some condoms," said the second nun.
"What did you do with them?" asked the first.
"I punched holes in them." The third nun fainted.

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