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wash the cat
 
 
The doctor was walking around checking by his patients when he saw a man putting a cat into the washing machine then said to the man, 'Are you crazy? The cat's going to die!' The man said, 'Don't you worry about her Doc, I wash this cat everyday.' So the doctor shook his head and kept on walking, but ten minutes later the doctor came back and the cat was dead! So he said to the man angrily, 'Didn't I tell you you'd kill the cat?' The man said, 'Doc, the cat didn't die because I washed her, the cat died because I ironed her.'
teachers change a light bulb
 
 
How many teachers does it take to change a light bulb ?

Well, teachers don't change light bulbs but they can help make a dim one brighter!
engineers and a glass of water
 
 
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.

To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

what did the hat say to the tie?
 
 
What did the hat say to the tie?

"You hang around here...I'll go on a head."


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