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neutron
 
 
What do you call a neutron that has been around for a while?

An oldtron.
antennas
 
 
Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?

The ceremony was long and boring, but the reception was great!
superbowl!
 
 
What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl?

The Dallas Cowboys
knock, knock... george washington
 
 
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
George Washington!
George Washington who?
George Washington who? Didn't you learn anything in history class?

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