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two morons
 
 
Once there were these two morons sitting on a rock.
One moron fell off.
Why didn't the other one fall off?
He was a little more on!
hey, i'm drowning here...
 
 
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob.

fish fish fish
 
 
Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools
run, little cow
 
 
Why did the calf cross the street?

To get to the udder side.

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