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Bill turnes to Bob and says, 'What the hell are you doing?'
Bob says, 'Don't worrymy brother does it all the time.' So on they go, and bam! 85 mph through another red light!
Again Bob says, 'Don't worry, my brother does it all the time!' Then they're driving along and coming up on another red light, and as soon as it turns green, Bob jams on the breaks and skids to a stop!
Bill looks over and says, 'What the hell is wrong with you, you jerk? The damn light is green. Why did you stop?'
Bob says, 'My brother may have been coming the other way!'
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The cucumber says, "I get picked from my home, sliced up, and thrown a salad. My life sucks the most."
The pickle then says, "I get picked from my home, shoved in a jar, submerged in liquid thats smells awful. So my life sucks the most."
The penis then says, "Oh please! My life definitely sucks the most. I get a tarp wrapped over my head, stuck in a wet black hole, and rammed against a wall until I vomit."
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