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What is better than eating a mandarin?

Eating a mandarout.
how do you keep a moron busy?
How do you keep a moron busy?
Look below.
How do you keep a moron busy?
Look above.
top 10 reasons to like hanukkah
10. No roof damage from reindeer

9. Never a silent night when you're among your Jewish loved ones

8. If someone screws up on their gift, there are seven more days to correct it

7. Betting Hanukkah gelt (the chocholate coins) on candle races

6. You can use your fireplace

5. Naked spin-the-dreidel games

4. Fun waxy buildup on the menorah

3. No awkward explanations of virgin birth

2. Cheer optional

1. No Irving Berlin songs

lost & found
One day, on a notice board, a message was written:

'A parker pn lost if found plz return to me' The next day, another notice was put up:

'If anybody finds an E plz add it to the spelling of PEN'

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