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pokemon loo
 
 
Why don't you take a Pokemon into the bathroom with you?

Because it might Pikachu.

the new 69
 
 
Due to the changes in the law, 69 is now 75.

There's a new tax on eating out...
clock joke
 
 
Why shouldn't you tell a secret around a clock?

Because time will tell.
oldest couple ever
 
 
An old man and an old woman were sitting together on their front porch.
"You used to sit closer to me," said the woman. So the man moved closer.
"You used to put your arm around me." So the man put his arm around her.
"You used to nibble on my ear."
"Let me get my teeth."

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