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lady's butt
Q: Did you hear about the lady who wanted to buy a new butt?
A: Her old one had a crack in it!
vampire date
"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire.

"Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."

What did the skeleton say before it ate?

blind man holding a knife over your...
Q: Did you hear about the blind circumcisor?

A: He got the sack.

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