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how do you know the toothbrush was invented...
 
 
How do you know the Toothbrush was invented by a redneck?

Because it would have been named a Teethbrush if someone else had.

poor old man
 
 
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying. A young man is walking by and asks him why he's crying. The old man says, "I'm retired and I have lots of money, a huge luxury apartment, a beautiful 25 year old wife who loves me and has sex with me twice a day"

The young man says, "Well then why the hell are you crying!?"

The old man replies, "I can't remember where I live!"

spiritual awakening
 
 
You've brought religion into my life; until I met you I didn't believe in hell.
donations to the preacher
 
 
After the church service, a little boy told the pastor he was going to give him a lot of money when he grew up.

'Well, thank you,' the pastor replied, 'but why?'

'Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had!'

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