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In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical dihydrogen monoxide. And for plenty of good reasons:
1. It can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
2. It is a major component of acid rain
3. It can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
4. Accidental inhalation can kill you
5. It contributes to erosion
6. It decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
7. It has been found in tumors of terminal cancer
He asked fifty people if they supported a ban of the chemical.
Forty-three said yes and six were undecided. Only one knew that the chemical, dihydrogen monoxide was water. The title of his prize winning project was, How Gullible are We? He feels the conclusion is obvious.
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The farmer said, 'That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw.'
'So why does he have a wooden leg?' the tourist asked.
'Well one night our house caught on fire. And he came into our house and he woke us all up.'
'So,' the tourist asked again, 'why does that pig have a wooden leg?'
'Well, a pig that brave you can't eat all at once!'
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"Hey, nice tie!" comes out of nowhere. He looks up at the bartender to see if he had said anything, but since he was on the other side of the bar the man just ignores it.
"Hey! Nice shirt!" The man looks up but, again, the bartender is engaged elsewhere.
"Hey! Nice suit!" The man then calls the bartender over and asks him if he keeps talking to him.
"It's not me, it's the complimentary peanuts."
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