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m.a.r.i.n.e.
 
 
Military Joke

What does marine stand for?

Muscles are required, intellegence not expected.

divorce
 
 
Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, because they never get the house!

make-a-wish foundation
 
 
After praying nonstop for eight years, God finally decided to grant a man three wishes.

"I wish for the coolest cars in the universe."

"Done."

"I wish for the most luxurious mansion in the universe."

"Done."

"And I wish for the best woman in the world."

So God sent him Mother Theresa.

color television
 
 
One day, a man walked into an appliance store.

"Do you sell color televisions?"

"Yes," said the clerk. "Yes, we do."

"Then give me a green one."


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