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Military Joke

What does marine stand for?

Muscles are required, intellegence not expected.

Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, because they never get the house!

make-a-wish foundation
After praying nonstop for eight years, God finally decided to grant a man three wishes.

"I wish for the coolest cars in the universe."


"I wish for the most luxurious mansion in the universe."


"And I wish for the best woman in the world."

So God sent him Mother Theresa.

color television
One day, a man walked into an appliance store.

"Do you sell color televisions?"

"Yes," said the clerk. "Yes, we do."

"Then give me a green one."

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