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country music backwards
 
 
What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get back your wife, your dog, your truck...

born loser defined
 
 
Definition of a born loser: a stowaway on a kamikaze plane.
hey, i'm drowning here...
 
 
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob.

mommy, mommy! 2
 
 
"Mommy, the kids all say we're aliens from outer space. That's not true, is it?"

"Vegl dibrogmrn di shtrtl mixtor!"


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