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jimmy the bulb
 
 
How many old timey gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We ain't sayin' nuthin', see?
peek-a-boo
 
 
A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He says to the doctor, "I've felt so weird lately, Doc, can you tell me what's wrong?"

The doctor replied, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts!"

rise and shine
 
 
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
skip to my fool
 
 
One day, a blonde was skipping on some train tracks singing "21, 21, 21, 21,...'

Along came a blonde who thought it looked like fun.

So she joined in and started singing "21, 21, 21, 21," and then a train came.

The brunette jumped off the tracks but the train ran over the blonde.

The brunette got back on the train tracks and started singing "22, 22, 22, 22,..."


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