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beat the casino
 
 
What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Vegas?

When you get off the plane walk into the propellers!
murder by numbers
 
 
Three men walk into a room.

Two get shot.

How many are left?

Three—it's not like the two that were shot could get up and walk out!
flock of seagulls
 
 
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels!

happy birthdead to you
 
 
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?

A dead puppy!


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