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camoflauge clothing
 
 
There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant.

"It's in case I get shot. I don't want you crew members to see blood and freak out."

"That's very sensible, sir." At that moment, the crew member spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon. The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned.

"Get my brown pants."

bra & hat
 
 
What did the bra say to the hat?

"You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."

you're so stupid
 
 
You're so stupid, you climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!
dial-a-rooster?
 
 
What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?

A thirty foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.

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