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what's blue and fluffy?
Q: What's blue and fluffy?

A: Blue fluff.

swing low sweet charriot
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob, "If we don't get support soon, people will think we are nuts!"
wal-marks the spot
Q: Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in Afganistan?

A: Because there are too many Targets.

a 90-year-old man said to his doctor
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

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