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yo mama's so stupid...
 
 
Yo mama's so stupid, she voted for George Bush, and meant to.
the mathematics of love
 
 
Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
yo mama
 
 
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
muffin diver
 
 
There were two muffins sitting in an oven. The first muffin looked at the second muffin and said, 'Man, it's getting hot in here!' Then the second muffinlooked at the first muffin.

'Oh, my God! A talking muffin!'

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