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flat chance
You are so flat, you're a pirate's dream.

He can't wait to get his hands on a sunken chest!

electron elation
Two atoms are walking down the road and one exclaims, "Oh my God, I just lost an electron!"

The other asks, "Are you sure?"

To which the first replies, "I'm positive!"

who is god?
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"

"Both son. God is both."

After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"

"Both son, both."

"Daddy, does God love children?"

"Yes son, he loves all children."

The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"

blonde house party
How do you get a blonde on the roof?

....tell her drinks are on the house.

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